Terrific quotes part 1 - sex

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One woman i was dating said: "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over - nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield
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She was a lovely girl. Our Courtship was fast and furious: I was fast and she was furious. Max Kauffmann
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The only people who make love all the time are liars. Telly Salavas
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You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it; and if you do, it ain't worth it. Casey Stengel
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For birth control I rely on my personality. Milt Abel
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. Garry Shandling
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If God has intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. George Carlin
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